Are we in Japan?

My Indian cargo pants came back from the tailor in Japan. They were
too big in the waist and too long in the leg. Waist is understandable
if you know my body but to have a pair of pants too long for Cam? Wow!

Anywhoo I put them on and they now fit perfectly so I'm very happy. I
was wearing them tonight for a couple of hours when I rubbed the side
of my thigh and heard some weird crinkly sound. I checked in my
pockets but found nothing. Then I dropped the pants to see if it was
the pants' label I was feeling.

Instead I found this calendar sewn into the seam of the pants where
the tailor made the nip and tuck!

Talk about a weird and wonderful way to end a great day.

I love you!