Friday, December 31, 2010

A Perfectly Pregnant Day


I kept riding after finishing taking footage at the jinja and now Im a fair way down the Edogawa River toward Tokyo Bay.

Suddenly this scene captured me and my mind lept to a very unusual thought:

What a perfect day to be pregnant and sitting out on the riverbank with your husband!

Woah! Now that was unexpected.

And
now I shall continue to ride.

Hatsumode LineUp


Even out here on the fringe of Tokyo, the far ends, the suburbs, the lines are LONG to greet the gods on January first for first prayers or "hatsymode".

I don't see the flames burning up last year's omamori yet so maybe they'll be doing that tomorrow or on the third.

There are a ton of young families with their goopy-nosed kids along for the ride.

Why the heck am I lined up? I did my prayers on Christmas Eve.

Ahhh they are burning!

Japanuary First


It's Japanuary 1st, 2011.
I'm listening to Sundance Reflections while burning all of my candles.
The apartment is 15C and outside it is 7C.
The sky is very blue and the humidity is low.
There is no snow.

But...

There is my triple espresso coffee.

Happy New Year!

I love you.
Cam

2011... See You There!

 So, 2011 is upon us. What are YOU going to do this year? Got your New Year's Resolutions all figured out?

Here's a suggestion from The Universe. It's one that I'll be following because it makes a lot more sense than doing it the "traditional way". After all, how many resolutions have we seen fall to the wayside in our life, eh?

1. Give thanks that life is... just as it is (and that it's been... just as it's been). Because of it, you're now "READY."

2. Define what you want in terms of the end result. Don't worry about the hows, or even the course. KNOW that what you want is ALREADY yours in spirit, by divine LAW, just focus on the certainty of this ownership, understand it, claim it, and "it will be on earth, as it is in heaven (spirit)."

3. LET THE UNIVERSE show you the way via your impulses and instincts that appear as you take inspired action. Don't worry that your first steps seem silly or futile. And if you don't know what to do, do anything! Go! Get busy! Do not insist on intermediary successes, only upon the end result.

4. Know that 2011 already IS your year.

Are you ready?
Let's Jump!

I'll be there to hold your hand if you need it, OK?

I love you!
Happy New Year.
Cam

 

I went into town wearing the kilt today. Picked up a few things I didn't get myself for Christmas, but wanted. It got a lot of looks, too; the kilt, not the things I picked up. Every time I shifted on the train home, the woman (in her 50s) across from me kept trying to look up the kilt. That made me smile. Wonder what she would have done if she had caught sight of the lipstick?*wink* Happy Nude Year!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

A Ginormous Prescription!

I left work an hour early today to use up a bit of my overtime, as I didn't have that much to do. When I got home I took a detour to the drugstore in my neighbourhood and asked them if they could fill the prescription I got from the doctor the other day for the pain in my lower back.

Little did I realize it would be this huge!

As the pharmacist gave it to me I burst out laughing, and promised her I would blog this baby.

I have to say, I have never, in my life, received a prescription this Ginormous.

And I thought I would share these "shippu" or plasters, with you.

*laughing*

I love you!
Cam

Jumbo Prescription

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Jinja 2010 Ceremony




Every Christmas Eve for the past 15 or more years I have been going to a local jinja (shinto shrine) just before midnight, setting up some "gifts" for "kamisama", reflecting on the current year, and thinking about the future.

I pray for everyone I love, those I know and don't know.

And then I go home.

Merry Christmas!
I love you!!
Cam

Everything's ready to go for my midnight Jinja Xmas Thanks giving. Quick shower, LOTS of warm clothes, and then I'm off to give thanks to The Universe for another awesome year in 2010 AND 2011!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Ootnaboot on Christmas Eve Day

I'm back from my Christmas eve jaunt to the embassy and hospital.
 
The embassy took longer than expected and I got a lot done at the hospital, so all worked out really well. I even had time to take a nice long walk down to the Harajuku area from the embassy in the cool sun of December. I bought a couple things for Christmas and then caught the trains to the hospital.
 
I arrived with over an hour to wait, but as I wanted more done than originally planned, I asked for a full blood workup as well. They took my blood in a short time, with no more than a 5 minute wait (good for an unexpected request), and then up to wait for about 20 minutes for the ultrasound. They called me in early in fact, and did a lot more than expected. I was thoroughly enjoying a really cute nurse with a gorgeous voice (under a face mask... but those eyes!) guide my breathing as she ran the gelled ultrasound ... thingamajig way down low over my lower abs on both sides, then over my back, and down the sides as well to check on everything as I had requested at that time (more than planned). She even called in the specialist to look at the area in case she missed anything so it was really comprehensive. When I left, I told her she has a beautiful voice and wished her a very merry Christmas and a happy new year (in Japanese). She laughed, blushed, and wished me the same back. This is one of the very reasons why I enjoy going to the hospital: I get to chat and flirt with the cute nurses and technicians *wink*.
 
As soon as I was done, I went down to the original doctor and they called me in within 5 minutes again. He sat me down and told me that there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with any of my blood tests, that they found NOTHING in the ultrasound unusual at all, that there is no buildup of "sludge" that might be the presence of the beginning of stones, and absolutely no herniated zones anywhere down there. Nothing. I'm as "healthy as a horse".
 
He suggested that maybe I strained the muscle, or pulled a ligament under the muscle that connects the muscle to the bones if I was working out that hard down there, and then with the pain, maybe I naturally protected the area, twisted a bit and now I have a sore back from that. It makes sense.
 
Doc suggested I vsit an orthopedic surgeon so that they can look to see if the muscle or ligaments have been damaged. And as he knows that it takes along time to build muscle, but it falls away very quickly, he suggested I might like to do that as soon as possible. So I guess I'll take off Monday morning and go and sit. You can't make appointments for the first visit to a new doctor, and they aren't taking referrals from other doctors. I was told that they are VERY busy so to expect a long wait. I can do that.
 
No pain meds offered, none requested, and that's fine. I don't want to take drugs just for that. I have to take off longer I guess, from the gym, but maybe there are things I CAN do there. Anyway, from the 29th until the 4th the gym is closed so I won't be able to go anyway.
 
I was hungry, so I asked the cute, friendly woman at the billing desk (3,000 yen for all of the stuff today - really cheap!) if there were any "shokudo" places around to eat. She tld me that the hospital has one, but it isn't good. I asked her about outside, and she directed me to an area with a variety of restaurants. I found one, had a fantastic lunch and read my book for an hour before heading back home.
 
I guess I'll go to my trunkroom, get a different pair of handlebars, and switch mikan-chan (the name I have given my aluminum bike) around and change the specs a little bit. Something to do.
 
Tonight it's off to the local shrine to sneak in some candle burning, sake sipping, mikan munching, and prayer to The Universe. It's a little hard to do when there is a giant spotlight pointed on the shrine, but I'll make out. I just have to be careful of my back when I do *wink*.
 
Merry Christmas!
I love you!!

Cam

P.S. Here is a GREAT creative commons Copyright (free for download, use, and distribution) Christmas music album from "Frozen Christmas". Grab it if you like, and throw it onto your music players for the festive seasons! (It is what I used for my latest video).

Merry Christmas! http://www.youtube.com/camswitzer

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

UPS Is Strange in Japan

I have a question regarding the UPS courier service, and I would like to hear from anyone who has used their services.

To Americans: How do you rate UPS as a courier service in the USA?

To non-Americans: How do you rate UPS as a courier service in YOUR neck of the woods?

Here in Japan, as a delivery service, I have to say, UPS is strange. Let me give you a bit of background.

UPS delivers directly to Japan, but they also have contracts with a variety of overseas postal services so that whenever stuff is delivered by... say... um... Lichtenstein Post Express (like EMS) to Japan, UPS picks it up here and delivers it. When cheese is sent from Italy, it is sent using Poste Italiane express service (similar to our EMS), but it arrives at my door as UPS.

That, in itself, is not a problem at all. BUT, here is where it gets weird:

UPS only delivers up to 4pm (16:00) on weekdays.
They will not deliver on weekends and they will not deliver on holidays.

I have run into this problem in the past, because I am not home on weekdays. So we worked out an agreement that they would call me and ask when they should deliver so that I don't keep getting missed. How nice of them. Really. I appreciate that rather than getting delivery notices left, and being unable to reschedule deliver for a time when I can be here.

Since UPS only delivers during "regular working hours", and I am not an at-home housewife, I can never get their packages when the UPS truck comes. When that happens for a few times, they then transfer the parcels to either the post office, or to a Japanese courier (KuroNeko Yamato) for delivery outside their regular hours.

BUT, the catch is that in order for them to transfer the packages, they need an extra day or two. Here is an example of where that can cause a problem. 

If UPS leaves the delivery notice on a Friday, since they do not work on weekends, I need to call them on Monday, and ask them to transfer it to kuroneko because I won't be home when they try again on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday during their regular business hours. 

The transfer will take an extra two days for that to happen. When I come home from work two days later I will get a delivery notice from Kuroneko saying I wasn't home, on Wednesday or Thursday. So I will call Kuroneko the next morning, ask them to delivery it either that night late (skip the gym, or bath, or whatever and come straight home), OR, ask them to hold it until Saturday to deliver it in the morning.

In that example it takes a week after the first attempt from UPS to get the parcel in my hands.

Here is a real live example:

I was busy in meetings from 9am to 18:00 last night. I went to the rest room, and came back to find that UPS had called my keitai to ask me when to deliver. That call came at 18:10. I called back at 18:17 but the phones were shut down for the weekend. Drat. Missed them.

I came home last night and there was a delivery notice from them in my post box saying that the 12kg of cheese I ordered through Sox in italy had arrived. They came at 10:07 in the monring.  The notice said that it would be transferred to Kuroneko for delivery since the next attempt (today) onThursday, is a holiday.

I called the number that called me last night (it was a keitai number), but alas, they are closed for business.

I called Kuroneko and gave them the delivery number to see if they knew when they could deliver the cheese to me. They said that the 12 digit number from UPS gives them an error in the system and suggested I call a 24 hour 365 day of the week free dial number FOR UPS that they provided. Kuroneko said that UPS would be able to track that number and solve the issue for me. OK.

So I dialed. An answering machine came on and said that they were closed for business today and would continue again tomorrow, Friday. Today is a national holiday (Emperor's birthday).

Tomorrow if delivery is attempted, I won't be here as I have to go to the Canadian Embassy to apply for a new passport (we have to apply for a new-one, not reapply, so it's a real pain in the ass to be Canadian when you want a new passport as you have to supply all the original documentation that you provided five years ago, and 10 years ago, and 15 years ago, etc.). In the afternoon, I have to go to the hospital to get some tests done because of the pain in my ab muscle, and the ensuing back pain that I have staved off for 10 years due to gym workouts that I haven't been able to do for the past three weeks due to pain in my ab muscle.

So, tomorrow there will be another delivery attempt notice left, and finally next week I should be able to get it IF I can get home early enough, as they don't deliver on holidays. From the 30th to the 3rd are holidays, and UPS won't deliver. Which means, if I miss the chance, my 12 kg of cheese will be sitting in the UPS warehouse for two weeks or more, undeliverable.

Lovely service, don't you think?

I'm not pissed, or angry, or venting or anything like that. I'm just trying to explain the bizarre way this courier operates in this country. For businesses that function during regular work hours, I'm sure the service is just fine. But when UPS tries to deliver to the homes of people who work, it becomes a logistics nightmare. That seems so very strange to me, since a courier service is based entirely on SERVICE. That is what makes or breaks couriers.

Advice to everyone: if you are sending any packages to Japan, to friends you know, my advice is to either avoid the transfer to UPS if you can, or to contact the person in advance and let them know you want to send a package, and ask them if you should send it to their work office instead of their home.

I can hardly wait to get my next 12kg of cheese because the last 6kg is gone gone gone!

Merry Christmas!

I love you!
Cam

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Lobsta Gangsta Wannabe

Now these shoes... rock! For a J-gangsta I guess. As amazingly unique as they are they have a sort of "kimochi-warui" appeal to them. They make me think of a lobster with a fungal disease.

Lobsta gangsta!

And on sale from 17,000 yen to 9,000 yen! What a steal (for a j-gangsta wannabe)!

I love you!
Cam

Saturday, December 18, 2010

In Bed with Christ


Wow, Japan is such an awesome place!

Last week we caught God Snogging (with a capital S).

And this week we can actually literally get in touch with Jesus in a totally new and carnally exciting way!

This takes the concept of "the body of the Christ" to an entirely new and exciting level!

But be sure to read the fine print: Shhhhh... it's a secret (between you and Him).

Christmas 2010: Reloaded

I was looking over in the corner where Santa was sitting, and it occurred to me, "how pathetic is my Christmas looking like this?!?" I decided I wanted it a little more ... Christmassy in here.
 
So I went out and bought some LED lights, cotton snow, mini ornaments and a star. I put them all on my bonsai.
 
NOW I have a frikkin' awesome Christmas tree!
 
I bet there is no other tree like this in the Multiverse!
 
Merry Christmas to. you. all.
 
I love you!
 
Cam
 
Christmas 2010 Reloaded 1
 
Christmas 2010 Reloaded 2
 
Christmas 2010 Reloaded 3
 
Christmas 2010 Reloaded 4

Friday, December 17, 2010

"Christmas in Japan"

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15819148/Christmas%20in%20Japan%20dance%20remix.mp3
Want to know what Christmas in Japan is like?
Download this CC music and get a good idea.
It's a song by 3 Canucks, and 2 Japanese living in Nagoya.

Their skill is not so great, but if you listen to the lyrics (not their vocal ability)
you can learn a LOT about what Christmas is really like over here.

If you just click on the link, QuickTime will open in your browser.
If you prefer to download it, then right click and save.

Melly Kurisumasu!

Santa IS White!

Last night after work, I was late.

I needed to leave the office about 18:00 to make it in time for a gathering (of 8) from the gym for a party that "Kyaron-Ojisan" had set up.

I didn't make it.

We have a big presentation with an overseas company next week Monday through Wednesday all day, each day and my job is to put the presentation together; however, one of the big bosses didn't do his job so I had to keep pushing, and waiting, and collecting data myself. Finally at 19:00 I got what I needed, printed out presentations for Monday morning, and left the office around 19:20.

I arrived at Funabashi station (different line, same direction) about 19:55 and emailed "Kyaron-ojisan" to let him know I had arrived (I told him about 18:00 I wouldn't make it in time for everyone to hold hands and walk to the restaurant together).

While I was waiting for him to come and get me (I didn't know where the restaurant - Chinese - was located) I found a little booth set up in the middle of the station milling grounds, selling ...

wooden cutting boards!

Yes, they looked lovely, and were expensive, and hand-made, but not something I really needed.

However (#2)...

Next to that booth was a little "Hakodate (Hokkaido) Christmas" Booth. As I needed to kill some time, I looked around at the decorations. Chinese of course, but what isn't these days, right?

Then the Santa caught my eye! Two of them, actually, standing side by side. On was all decked out in red with an ornate (plastic) staff, while the other was garbed entirely in white with a star-studded (plastic) staff. I chose the white one, and finagled my way down from 5,000 yen, to 2,000. Good deal!

Then I thought that since I only have a little christmas tree this year for Christmas (see photo below), I should also get myself a wreath to hang outside the door to my abode. So I did. And this wreath I haggled down 50% to about 1,500yen. Good deal!

The owner of the little booth wrapped them up for me, and put White Santa in a jumbo Christmas bag. As I carried it to and from the restaurant, everyone (and I DO mean everyone) was staring at this huge colourful bag I had tossed over my shoulder like a giant Christmas sack that Santa might carry (see photo below).

...

And that. is. that.

Have a Merry Christmas.

I love you!

Cam

Christmas 2010

P.S This is my Christmas this year. There are two wonderful parcels for me from my parents, and two for Mayu. Thanks Mom & Dad! I love you!! The Diesel bag is my Christmas present to Mayu.

Tonight on the way to my "nomi-kai" with my gym buddy (the guy who calls me "kyaron-chan"), I found a little booth in the station selling Christmas ornaments so I got a 2ft high Santa all in white, and a beautiful wreath. The regular cost was 8500 yen, but I haggled my way down to 3500. Merry Christmas me! My only Christmas ornaments.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Here's a Group of Excited Young Travelers


They were all gathering at Kobuchizawa Station as I arrived. I wonder where they are headed? They sure sounded excited all giggling and laughing away as they were taking group photos of themselves.

You gotta love life whenever you feel this kind of vibrant energy!

I love you!
Cam

Rainy Shinjuku Day


Today is one of those rare days in Tokyo when the weather is not sunny. The atmosphere is subdued, things feel... muted. It is almost as if the blanket of wetness has put a damper on the energy and vitality of this lively megalopolis.

Tokyoites use umbrellas when it rains, which is the smart way to go.

Christmas approaches as is witnessed through the Christmas music playing at McDonalds, the lights in the store windows, the sales and discounts.

It is a nice day today, a rainy day. It's a good day for keeping the dust down.

Last Monday the muscles in my lower right quadrant of my abs feel as if they gave way. I had to stop all workouts that involved ab tension (which is a lot more than one might realize - triceps for example...). I took the week off hoping that maybe I just strained them, but I'm not so sure that is all that happened. In 1993 I had an emergency appendectomy so those muscles have always been a bit weaker than the other side. The week away from exercise didn't seem to help much as coughing actually hurts.

So tomorrow I guess I'll take off the morning and go to the hospital, stand in line and have a doctor reassure me that it is only strained muscles and not my intestines herniating their way through lining that has been compromised by the old war wound I have down there. I figure a week is long enough to wait and see so rather than leave it too long I'll head in for another life adventure!

Lifeis worth the odd operation here and there. I don't mind.

Have a great day.

Love
Cam

Monday, December 6, 2010

Easing the Strain on Globalized Love

I bring good tidings...

I just came back from the post office after mailing the first wave of my Christmas gifts around the world. When I mentioned the 454g / 1lb weight of the one Im sending to the tallgrass plains I was told that...

As of Dec 1st the restrictions to the USA have been "eased". Now it is possible to send larger parcels but with certain restrictions.

That is OK by me and this year everything going out is a teeny token of love and appreciation to my friends so each parcel came in well under the wire.

Just thought you might like to know as this news doews not seem to make it to the general public over there.

Happy Tuesday!

I love you!
Cam

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Burlesque in Japan


Ithink my friend Paula said she just went to see this movie? It starts here 12/18. I like Cher so I think Ill go and see it. Is this poster different from the USA marketing?

Tropical Brown Linen Custom Suit




Here is the first web-suit I have ever ordered. It is custom Made in India through StudioSuits.comon on the net.

It is their lightest weight linen and it feels and looks great.

Im looking forward to suit 2 (grey irish linen) and suit 3 (dark brown pinstripe rayon/polyester) to come this month.

You can't beat this for $99 USD plus shipping!

Maybe finally I can wear a suit and look good without dehydrating myself due to sweat!

So to everyone out there who wanted photos... there you go.

Love,
Cam

Your Finger On the Trigger






Well, THAT makes
perfect sense!

The shorter the
doctor's fingers, the lower the chance of finding anything ... out of the
ordinary.

Finally, medicine
that "touches home"!

 

INTERNAL
MEDICINE
Finger Length a Clue to Prostate Cancer Risk WebMD Health News


 

I'm off to
"Austria" for a seminar. Have a good day.

 

Cam

 

P.S. If this post
"touches any sensitive spots" in anyone... I suggest you go and see your
doctor.  *smooch*