On the TV yesterday morning, there was actually an interesting news article that caught my eye. Kind of like how the title of this post caught yours.
It seems that there is a brand new technology that has just been developed over here for performing mammography on women's breasts. The program started off stating that one in twenty women in Japan are diagnosed with breast cancer. I haven't bothered to look at the comparable stats in N.A. but to me 1/20 is a pretty high number, considering breasts are a pretty important thing.
I have no idea what it is like (although these days it seems that men need to consider having mammograms themselves), but I hear that some women have likened it to having all of the breast tissue explode through the nipples if their breasts are mashed any bit further. I hear it is quite painful and that it can ache for days after. I have to wonder if the pain is akin to falling forward, testicles first into your mountain bike stem, and mashing them between the steel stem and one's body moving forward at a certain velocity (momentum is a wonderful thing).
The technology they were showcasing was this compartment that fits inside the sliding table of those giant MRI machines they send you into to do brain, etc. scans.
This compartment is designed with two large ... openings (?) receptacles (?) cups (?) that a woman rests her breasts in while facing down on the table. What I saw from the brief shot of the machine was that it looked like there were a bunch of receptors, sensors, etc. in the cups, designed to do the MRI testing.
Unlike the standard "mashed between two steel plates" barbaric method, this puts absolutely no pressure at all on the breast tissue.
But that's not all....
The other great news is that they showed the difference between the current method (breast "x-ray" looks all milky, and cloudy until doctors determine "dangerous locations") and the new method. When they compared the crisp clear lines of the new method, showing absolutely no cloudiness at all, and instead very clearly the nodes, and other areas of the breast (including invasive clusters), it was like night and day between the old and the new.
I was very impressed.
So why am I writing about this? Well, I would like to know if any of you women out there who have undergone mammograms over the years have seen this kind of device, and or have had the opportunity to use it instead of the old instruments used? Any thoughts on this?
Of course questions arise: Do we want to undergo MRIs every year? Is it more or less safe than the traditional way? Is it new technology for "new technology" sake? Is it too expensive for countries that use private healthcare? Will it be rejected for coverage by insurance companies for reasons being "too costly, too new, too effective"?
If this new system is affordable for the mass middle class (that's most of us), and provides better results with less pain, and decreases chances of future "cancer" due to the testing, (regular mammograms can increase the chances of GETTING cancer because of the radiation the breasts are exposed to.. but you all know this already) then this might be interesting technology, and take a load off your weary breasts!
I love you!
Cam
P.S. Wish I had some pictures to show you of the machine... I couldn't find it on online news.
I will never understand why, as girls, we're taught to take care of our breasts, yet at the first sign of trouble, professionals smack it between two plates of glass!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that all that squishing can't be good for you, so any less painless procedure would be nice - especially if it was even more efficient.
FDA approved its use here in the US.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wfsb.com/news/9749752/detail.html
oops...not the same thing...
ReplyDeleteLast year i had a suspicious mass and AFTER the initial smash test, THEN an ultrasound, i was finally sent for an MRI that utilized either this technology or something very similar. I have to go back and check to see if this is the same thing.
ReplyDeleteBut yes... i lay on my stomach with the girls down in these cup-like receptacles and after about 30 minutes of loud noise which i thought was awful techno music, but was told it was the test itself i was done. It was comfortable and it involved no discomfort.
Although... maybe i'm a bit of a spartan, but the mammograms i have been having every year since i was 35 (family history) are uncomfortable for sure but not all that painful. The only time it was excruciating was the time i actually had a lump which sent me to surgery and came out AOK.
There continues to be opposing opinions as to the pressure of the mammogram plates actually causing cancer from what i've heard.
I'm also sure the the MRI i had would NOT have been approved by my insurance company without the initial mammogram showing a suspicious mass.
They even rejected the mammogram i had which was short of the yearly limit.
American health insurance is in the business of DENYING as much as possible in order to save their bottom line. I have seen it from both sides as a patient and as a provider representative.
Interesting stuff, Mou. Thanks!
i would prefer the less painful metheod ..the old one is way too painfulx thanks for info love joolsx
ReplyDeleteI had to hug the machine while my breast was squished between 2 plates - the top plate was plexi glass, so I got to actually see what flattened breast looks like...
ReplyDelete...Not very nice.
I'm sorry... I lost you after "breasts"...
ReplyDeleteI'm so easily distracted... :(
ReplyDeleteThere actually is a very similar test, I'm told, for testicular cancer... I'm still on the fence about that one, Cam...
Haahahaha.... LMAO @ Alan....
ReplyDeleteMEN.... Oy!
This is a test that I avoid like the plague. First of all, the embarrassment of the tech always calling out "bring me the large plates" and then the pain. Not discomfort, real bite on a bullet pain. I now have health insurance, but I'm positive they wouldn't spring for the MRI when there's a cheaper test available.
ReplyDeleteHave yet to get my boobs mashed. I should though. I'll be 40 in a few years.
ReplyDeleteDid I just admit that?
Darn...........
BUT, I'd rather come to Japan and have them cup them for me instead. Sounds much more comfy than mashing.
Er, sorry. I am beat. 12 hour work days are not what I am cut out for....
ReplyDeleteDid that lil biotch say she'll be 40...in a few year
ReplyDeleteI think i need to slap her...*pinch*.......
young heifer.....
Wait til Cam gets a load of that "cup them for me" statement. oh boy...
ok, this is important to me and maybe in a way you aren't expecting.
ReplyDeleteone of the reasons we moved to WA was medical care. in Fairbanks, everything was ARCHAIC...we're talking dinosaurs.
example: went to the dentist last week and the x-rays are all digital (film to be developed and no hyper close-ups in FAI) and a full 360 head scan (once every 3-years) for base lines and bone mass measurements. that technology doesn't exist in FAI.
i read about the drop-down mammogram awhile back and vowed to not undergo the squish method.
our health insurance has improved with this new job Randy took. i'll be going for my first mammogram soon now. i'm 6-years behind at 46, but no way did i trust the old way, no way did i trust the radiologists to accurately read the results and no way would i EVER have agreed to ANY medical intervention in FAI.
make sense?
thoughtful and empathetic blog topic, my friend.
Linda - Come to Japan. I'll cup them for you and I will guarantee you that you won't feel any pain.
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody else want to come to Japan and have their breasts "cupped"?
ReplyDeleteLinda, did i tell ya?? Huh? Huh?
ReplyDeleteAnd we wondered why he chose to do a breast blog....
What a BOOB!.
http://street-faerie.com/pics/random/free-mammogram.jpg
ReplyDeleteHey Mav,
ReplyDeleteThat's actually laugh out loud funny!
Mav! Oh My Virgin Eyes!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteAnd you made ROB laugh out loud! Now that means it HAS to be funny to get THAT guy to laugh! (I hope he was drinking a cuppa coffee or something at the time).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*coughing uncontrollably*
ReplyDeletethanks a lot, Mav
thanks a whole bunch... my lung thank you too!
(oh gawd, i gotta do a spell check before i send replies)
ReplyDeleteLOL...Linda, I wonder to what degree the Camammogram is accurate?!!!
Funny thing is...my mind went straight to the same place as Cam's when I read Linda's comment. I tried to keep it to myself. But, with Cam's nudging (or "cupping" as it were), I just couldn't pass up the opportunity :-D
ReplyDelete*shaking head*.....
ReplyDeletemen.... sigh.... all the same....
ALL THE SAME!!!
"mashed between two steel plates"
ReplyDeleteAny painless procedure would be better then the squishing.
oh my gawd
ReplyDeletemy breast STILL hurt
and my last test was 6 months ago!
ok, not really
but that original machine is HOOOOORRRRRIIIIIBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!
Carrie - Did you have only one breast tested? I recall you had a very well-balanced pair when we were visiting you in PR...
ReplyDeleteMav - That's what I'm here for: to hell with "politically correct". Sometimes you gotta get down get dirty to get the job done, brother, ooo! (slapping knee like Michael Jackson in Thriller)
Hmmm... I wonder if we could call the breasts during the procedure, "mashed potatas"?
ReplyDeleteJen - And you know.... if it weren't for that tiny little hormonal connection we'd probably all be off looking to kill some meat, off on the hunt, ever roaming, and that would leave you women .... oh yeah... you LIKE being alone!
ReplyDeleteOMG.....see what I miss when I fall asleep early?
ReplyDeleteGee....did not really realize my comment would get that much.....attention.
Camammogram's accuracy....Celeste, honestly, I think...I think I....I KNOW I had better refrain from commenting further as this is really not a completely joking subject. Right ? ? ?
In all seriousness.......Cam, I am coming to Japan!
;)
'nuff said.
LOL.....I am game.
ReplyDeleteNO wait.....sorry.
I am still tired, and when I am tired, I get silly and giggly. I had better get ready for work before I get myself into trouble.
Linda - And just think... what would happen to you if you drank coffee in the morning?!?!?! I love your mammaries! I mean YOU!
ReplyDeleteI'm watching you Cameron.......
ReplyDeleteBehave!
ZZZzziiiiiipppppppppp (that is with the doppleganger effect where the sound begins higher and approaches a lower sound as it moves away).
ReplyDeleteThanks, man... now I've gotta clean little coffee droplets off my monitor...
ReplyDeleteFirst laugh of the day though... and after last night, I needed it...
And if you need a second opinion, I'll be more than happy to give one. I'm not a doctor, but I can dress up like one if you like ;)
ReplyDeleteAlan - If you'd dress up like a nurse for me, I'd consider a "side trip" to get a little "healing" from your part of the country!
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a good laugh. We all need it now and then, sometimes more now than then, but I really cannot think of a time where we actually DON'T appreciate laughing (well, except when it is someone else doing the laughing... at US).
Sorry to hear you had a "need to laugh" night last night. Glad I could provide this morning.
Jen, he IS behaving!
ReplyDeleteHe is being very complimentary. That is so refreshing!
As for Alan.....hmmmmmmm, I was never much into uniforms, but I pride myself on being open minded.
Cam....thank GOD I do not drink caffinated beverages! I have been quite zippy all day. ((My employees and I had a fun day, even short staffed.)) Long hours at work and less sleep......
Oooo... Linda in an "open ended" uniform... my mind can take that and enjoy the beauty and the zippiness that would go with something so lovely, spritely, and exciting! Mmmm! I love you!
ReplyDeleteCam "Frisky" Switzer
I love you too.
ReplyDeleteWish you were here......
I'm sure that'd be pretty scary, brother... but you let me know when you're going to be in the Old Dominion, and I'll let you know what I can do :)
ReplyDelete"Scrubs" are very easy to get out of.... just sayin'... ;)
ReplyDeleteAlan - Did you know that the name for that little ducky masturbating device that women can purchase and leave discreetly on the side of their bathtub is called SCRUBS? Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteKinda waddled into that one, didn't I?
ReplyDeleteQuack.
OMG......what a bunch of comments to get ready for work to.
ReplyDeleteOK..I wish you BOTH were here.
We'd have a waddling doctor hunting a frisky Cam's scrubs and myself being so open minded....
Did I get that right?
ReplyDeleteLinda - You are you! That means you get anything you want! Right? Right!!
ReplyDeleteHey, I like that Cam!
ReplyDeleteThink it'll work at my place of employment? In that meeting where everyone else is being ridiculous and I just want to be somewhere else....
....on a beach with the sun warming my skin, a book in my hand, a cool drink at my elbow and sand in my toes?
Linda - Need a handsome guy in a hot swimsuit with killer sexy sunglasses on to put your tanning lotion on?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely!!! I'll even share my towel......AND my cool drink.
ReplyDeleteSuch a ManWhore... hehehe...
ReplyDeleteWatch him, Lin!
I am, Jen :):):)
ReplyDeleteI should make a T-shirt that has writing on the front, and the back.
ReplyDeleteOn the front it will say: "I put out for beautiful women"
And on the back, it will say: "All women are beautiful."
I kinda like that thought.
Respectfully,
Your ManWhore