Here I have backed up all of the blogs I wrote on Multiply, over the years. They are old, and apparently the images do not get imported, but it was worth a try. Currently I cannot seem to see any posts, but in the Dashboard it says I have over 1200 posts imported here. It may take a while to get this working.
Monday, June 1, 2009
The Incredible Headless Man
You know...
I don't think I could have set this up, even if I'd tried!
Of course looks can be deceiving, as this photo looks like I've lost my head.
Well, I must admit when all you beautiful women come and visit my site and pay attention to me, I'm just so beside myself that sometimes I lose my head in joy!
Centrelink is, essentially, Australia's welfare system but we have strong ties with DEEWR (Department of Education, Employment and Workplace Relations) and job seeking agencies.
A person who is unemployed cannot claim benefits unless they're actively enrolled with a job seeking agency and actively participating in finding employment for themselves unless they're disabled or is a single parent with a child under the age of 7 years.
Can they work with Canadians who have amazing customer service skills, bilingual in English (not YOUR dialect) and Japanese, great business MBA knowledge, international business experience, fantastic trade show magnetism, compelling, intelligent, wise beyond their age, and a somewhat interesting sense of humour?
I don't have the money to buy a citizenship, although because I am Canadian I can be almost as good of a sarcastic bastard as you Aussies.... we call it "wit" in Canada. I do have a good hat though... So, only citizens can get jobs in your continent?
At Centrelink, yes. It's actually a requirement because it's part of the Commonwealth Government. However, with your skills, you could get a job pretty much anywhere.
I don' think I'd want to go live in the Catskills... it's just as secluded and probably many more people like Dickhead nextdoor.... and moonshine likely wouldn't do it for me.
Deb - Commonwealth... yeah... just like Canada.... I wonder if there is some sort of agreement among commonwealth countries to pimp out their citizens.....
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
WTF????
ReplyDeleteGhostly awesome!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Clock struck Noon and off came his head!
ReplyDeleteThe crows were silent...
Even a murder can respect the headless technoman!
ReplyDeleteSay no more... say no more...
ReplyDeleteNo more!
ReplyDeleteWhat did I win?
Yall's crayzeee!
ReplyDeleteSo ... what were you TRYING to capture in the shot?
ReplyDeleteHis missing head!
ReplyDelete....................... Derorah...................
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteI'm so calling myself that at work tomorrow.
So is his head in the basket?
ReplyDeleteI think so.
ReplyDeleteHow long before it's back in the clouds do you think?
ReplyDeleteHe's prolly eating dinner now so it's back on his shoulders for now, it being the funnel to his stomach and all.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen him eat?
Fantastic........
ReplyDeleteCan we get video of that?
ReplyDeleteLOL He stores it in his legs ;)
ReplyDeleteI ate my head by mistake! Dammit!
ReplyDeleteAnd I was just trying to capture my reflection in the mirrow with the morning sun, cuz I think I look pretty frikkin hawt in those jean shorts....
And besides... it LOOKS LIKE I actually have a calf! Or is it a carf?
ReplyDeleteThink again, StickBoy!
ReplyDeleteOf course looks can be deceiving, as this photo looks like I've lost my head.
ReplyDeleteWell, I must admit when all you beautiful women come and visit my site and pay attention to me, I'm just so beside myself that sometimes I lose my head in joy!
Get back to work!
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting......
*tapping foot*.... impatiently!
ReplyDeleteOk... OK!
ReplyDelete...
How did you know I still had homework to do???
o.o
spooky mom-sense going on....
Actually, i was telling Cameron to get back to work.
ReplyDeleteHe's supposed to be doing a project too...
And YOU, Missy.....
Ok... you get back to work too!
Sheesh.... kids taday... yanno???
*sheepish grin
ReplyDeleteCam lost his head?
ReplyDeleteWhomever took Cam's head, will you please give it back?! He looks so much better with it than without. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteNot only that, how silly would he look wearing a hat without his head there?
ReplyDeletePeople would probably just assume I have no neck.
ReplyDeleteDeb - got any connections to get me a job in Australia?
LOL I work for Centrelink!
ReplyDeleteI can help you for sure ;)
What's that?
ReplyDeleteCammy down under....
ReplyDeleteI can see it! I think.... ;-)
Centrelink is, essentially, Australia's welfare system but we have strong ties with DEEWR (Department of Education, Employment and Workplace Relations) and job seeking agencies.
ReplyDeleteA person who is unemployed cannot claim benefits unless they're actively enrolled with a job seeking agency and actively participating in finding employment for themselves unless they're disabled or is a single parent with a child under the age of 7 years.
Can they work with Canadians who have amazing customer service skills, bilingual in English (not YOUR dialect) and Japanese, great business MBA knowledge, international business experience, fantastic trade show magnetism, compelling, intelligent, wise beyond their age, and a somewhat interesting sense of humour?
ReplyDeleteYeah.
ReplyDeleteThey'd hire you to work at Centrelink because we're all about diversity and we could do with more bilingual peeps.
You'd have to be an Australian citizen though and would you really want that?
I don't have the money to buy a citizenship, although because I am Canadian I can be almost as good of a sarcastic bastard as you Aussies.... we call it "wit" in Canada. I do have a good hat though... So, only citizens can get jobs in your continent?
ReplyDeleteAt Centrelink, yes. It's actually a requirement because it's part of the Commonwealth Government. However, with your skills, you could get a job pretty much anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hire him for his skills.... *evil laugh*
ReplyDeleteUh... did i say that out loud... *blush*...
=O
ReplyDeleteI don' think I'd want to go live in the Catskills... it's just as secluded and probably many more people like Dickhead nextdoor.... and moonshine likely wouldn't do it for me.
ReplyDeleteDeb - Commonwealth... yeah... just like Canada.... I wonder if there is some sort of agreement among commonwealth countries to pimp out their citizens.....
Catskills?
ReplyDeleteas in New York?
that's where Woodstock is...
Who mentioned Catskills?
"skills" got my minds going.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I don't know... I'll get back to you on that, Cam.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to bed now, so night guys.
Love you!
Me too. Sleep well, Deb. You too, Jen.
ReplyDeleteI love youze!
DAG!
ReplyDeleteLove youze too!
Sweet dreams, sweet ones.
the sun's back out and i got all my morning garden chores done.
It's a good day!
Go and see if you can get some dirt under those very short fingernails of yours.
ReplyDeleteDone and done, sweety!
ReplyDeleteCoffe time then dentist appointment, then back for more dirty fingernails.
Life is good!