Saturday, December 5, 2009

I bought this really great fingertipperslicerofferthingy yesterday. Tested it out this morning. Works like a charm!

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  1. How many fingertips you got left?

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  2. I'm just wondering what the dang thing was... knife? scissors? potato peeler?

    I think our Cam likes to see his own blood and bodily fluids... ew!

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  3. oh shit! did you save the tip?!!!

    are you on the way to the HOSPITAL???

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  4. He's OK, Celeste...

    Says it was only a tiny slice.

    He's off playing in the big city, not even thinking that he might have caused some of us some concern....

    The doofus!
    LOL!

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  5. Can't wait for when he buys a new penistipperslicerofferthingy

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  6. oh well, maybe he won't leave fingerprints at the next Internet Axe Murderer's scene of the crime next time. Tanks, Jen.

    i take it back, i finally take it back...YOU ARE AN ATTENTION WHORE, SWITZER-SAN!!!

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  7. Isn't that manufactured by the Lorena Bobbit Corp?

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  8. Celeste - Well I'll be! You're right!

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  9. Yea it works but do they guarantee you can at least 10 uses out of it??

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  10. If its made in China, and everything seems to be from that country then the chances are that on the ninth cut (nine also means suffering in Japanese pronunciation thus no 9th floors) something ominous will occur.

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