Friday, January 29, 2010

This one is for My Stefnee: When I took the pre-cut cucumbers out of the tupperware and put them on the salad they were ... very... slimy... and when I smelled them to double check, they had indeed taken on the odour of... week-old lawn clippings trapped in a green garbage bag! *GAG*

17 comments:

  1. EWWWW!!!

    Now WHY would you want to do that to her?
    Even I'M gagging right now. You are such a brat!

    What was it that makes you salivate and gag? if i remember i'll be back...Or i'll get Steff to gang up on you with me...

    Poopiehead!

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  2. Because I LOVE her! (and you know... we Canadians only tease those we love...)

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  3. Please tell me you did not eat them anyway??? LOL As I know guys tend to like to live on the edge... and dangerously! You know... preparing your immune system for battle or something...... LOL

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  4. No, Paula...

    They're just dumb.... and GROSS.

    LOL!

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  5. I hope your Stefnee didn't get to even see them let alone anything else. *GAG* is right. LOL

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  6. My Stefnee lives in Kansas, Wings.
    Jen - Yes. We. cretin.
    Paula - It went in my mouth.. one or two chews... then a gag.. then out.

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  7. EWWWW... he DID eat it.

    Gah! I so gave you the benefit of the doubt.
    God, Man... if it doesn't look or smell good ... it's NOT!

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  8. Me neither, but if it looked and smelled bad it wouldn't go anywhere near my mouth at all!!!

    hehehe...

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  9. I just had at that time a memory of eating semi-fermented grass clippings as a child and well..

    IT ALL CAME GUSHING BACK!!! *SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY*

    I'm SOO SOO SOrry!!!!!

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  10. OK... just back after dinner and i see you're going to make me lose it...


    Yuck!

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  11. Oh dear God... did you rinse your mouth out?? Please say you rinsed your mouth out...

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  12. OK well you redeemed yourself a smidgen then... next time use more caution...

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  13. I throw caution to the wind! (that's why I end up getting to know the nurses so well at hospitals...) But it's all worth it!

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