Worried about a radioactive ocean? A reality check

I recommend everyone
around the world take a peek at this article.

 

http://tinyurl.com/FukushimaRealityCheck

It puts the Fukushima
radiation dissemination in a little better perspective.

 

The bottom line? 
DON'T
WORRY!

 

You aren't going to
suddenly have your member fall off.

Your breasts won't shrivel
up.

You won't become
incontinent, or infertile.

And you won't even
grow an extra finger out of your armpit!

(though that would make an
excellent conversation piece, especially if it were
prehensile.)

 

Though, you might find
yourself hungry.

If that happens... eat
something before you pass out, fall down and hit your head.

 

The likelihood of that
happening is far higher than any radiation poisoning you might get from our
sharing of radiation with the world.

Come to think of it, you
have a better chance at winning a lottery than getting radiation
sickness.

 

Have a great
day.

I love
you!

Cam