Sunday, June 13, 2010

No Muffin Top

Do you suffer from the "muffin top" syndrome?

Well, this little item, designed and manufactured in America (California, of course), professes to minimize the appearance of love handles, with their anti-muffin top elastic.

Enjoy...

Note: I did not buy this. I did, however, buy some very hot workout gear...

I love you!

No Muffin Top Junk

18 comments:

  1. And whats wrong with muffin tops? That's the best part of the muffin!!!!!

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  2. Is that like a jock strap? Whats with the lacing on the top.

    You know Victoria Secrets has a new line called "lacy" that is a lace that does not dig in to the sides of a woman, roll or create that spill over often refereed to as the muffin top. But I don't think those underwear nor that apparatus above do ANYTHING when people invariably try to squeeze into low rise jeans that are two sizes to small.... that is the true muffin top.

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  3. Hey Yeah... that's right!

    Hmmm... Now i want muffins...
    Cranberry orange... with nuts...

    Oy! Cravings... WTF???

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  4. All I want is the top of the muffin... a little nibble here... a little nibble there....

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  5. Jen - Are you taking your PEOs?

    Stefnee - Mmmm... Was that the tip of the muffin?

    Paula - I agree. Some clothes should NOT be worn by some people.

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  6. I dunno, that just seems...wrong.
    I like a little love handles. Or er...I mean muffin tops. hee hee

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  7. I'm thinking that unless that elastic was a LOT wider it would just move your muffin top a little bit higher...
    Then again any underwear that resembles the bastard child of an American Football and a Fuchsia jockstrap is probably going to draw our eyes away from the muffin top area....

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  8. Steve this is a muffin top. When a girls pants are low and too tight and her hips, butt and belly spill over. However, this girl hardly has one and really should not be considered much of a muffin top at all. But you get the idea..... :-)

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  9. Thanks Paula. What a sheltered life I lead

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  10. Hahaha...
    Poor sheltered Nicey!
    Stick with us, Babe. We'll keep you up to speed.

    BTW... No muffin top on this bod.
    Just a little bit of frontal pooch. hee...

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  11. Steve - Do you live on the Isle of Jersey, or the Isle of Steve, or some other isle?

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  12. Dimland, Cam. Its lovely place.

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  13. Steve - Yes. I'm just curious because I just read some very interesting facts about the Isle of Jersey. But since you are in Dimland, it is likely of no interest to you. I guess it's not the Isle of Fwight...

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  14. I have contacts there, Cam ;~}

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  15. Thanks, Steve. I won't bother sharing that info with you then, as "third party" knowledge it has no value.

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