Friday, February 29, 2008

J-Culture Pocket: An Introduction to Life and Culture in Japan

Waaay back in 1998 I started my home blog, called "My Furusato". The site is on my very first domain, www.japanippon.com. There, for many years I posted true stories about my life in Japan, my thoughts, my poetry, my drawings, my photo albums, my Free! Japanese Lessons (TM), my Free! Japanese Names (TM), and more.

The one thing that bothered me about websites was that there really was no way viewers could interact at that time other than to push the counter up by another digit. Or they could email me.

When I started making Japanese Names into GIF characters for people, my emails skyrocketed to up to 800 a day at one time. That overwhelmed me and I had to temporarily shut off the free names because it went from days, to weeks until when I could get the names back to the people who requested them.

Then came blogs... and I jumped right in, much the skeptic I must admit. I thought that nobody would really be interested in my life over here in Japan. I guess I wasn't entirely right. But I learned that what I really loved more than writing my stories, fables, fairy tales, and the beginnings of my Mr. Narcissus self portraits, was the interaction I could get with people on the blogs.

The Social Networking System is, to me, one of the most wonderful aspects of our current broadband life. We can now share videos, photos, discussions, music, politics, work, consultations and so much more through this platform and I must say, I am loving it!

The other day I got an email asking if an Indian website that focuses on Japanese stuff could use my Japanese Lessons Blog as content on their site. That actually reminded me that I actually had a Japanese Lesson's blog! I had forgotten about it (like I had forgotten about my other two blogs I also have over on blogger.com). I told them sure, as long as they linked back to my site and gave me credit for the lessons.

I then went to my blog and as of today, added another 10 or so lessons, which brings it up to a total of 18 lessons (including a smattering of culture).  

Where did these lessons come from? Well, a year or more ago I was putting my website lessons onto my 360 pages. I wanted to start a Japanese Lessons-only blog that didn't mix up the lessons with my everyday life. This, I thought would allow people to go to that blog and focus on the Japanese lessons, without having to drill down into my entire blog to find the next lesson.

I think I may have posted a few on Multiply, but I can't recall now. I know I didn't transfer any of my blogs from 360 to here so those of you who know me only through Multiply, or only recently on 360 may not have ever found those blogs in the 800+ blogs I have currently on 360 (yes, I keep double posting as I believe Yahoo will come back with a spectacular platform this year and I want to still be there - they need to. They need to compete and they need to profit from us).

Anywhoo, that's what I've been up to this morning.

During all those long lessons on my website (which I am breaking down into more manageable size on the Japanese Lesson blog), I added a "Culture Pocket" which gave some insight into living in Japan. I really enjoyed doing that. I know I transferred some to 360, but I am not sure if I ever did on Multiply (as I just recently remembered I HAD Japanese lessons! - some sensei I am, eh? Forgetting my own students and my own class!)

After updating my Japanese Lessons blog I thought I would share with you (again?) the Culture pockets I wrote between 1998 and 2005. Just to give you a little more insight into life in Japan.

I like it. I hope you do.

So, this is my official introduction to the J-Culture Pockets that I will henceforth be sharing on the blogs as well, for those of you connected to me here.

Following this introduction, I will load up the first J-Culture Pocket for you! (I won't link them to other Pockets, but you can always find them by searching through my keywords).

Enjoy!

I love you!

Cam

Biz Talk: "Why the presidential candidates flunked the email test"

http://www.imediaconnection.com/printpage/printpage.aspx?id=18458
In any venture, whether it be business, politics, government, whatever, the proper use of marketing tools is essential. Email is probably the single best way to reach out to nearly everyone on the planet who is wired into the Internet.

Marketers know this, but do they know how to maximize their potential returns (ROI) utilizing this high-powered marketing tool? It seems like the marketing teams for the U.S. presidential candidates could use a few basic pointers.

For those of you interested in learning how to improve your return on investment in marketing (SOHOs, private business owners, small, medium, even big-business readers here), take a look at this independent study which takes standard business e-mail marketing tactics as a benchmark and compares the email campaigns of Obama, Clinton, Romney, McCain, Edwards and Huckabee to see how they measure up.

All of the candidates fail to make the grade.

Don't be a failure in your email marketing campaigns. Take a few minutes to read this article (set to printer friendly page to reduce your click-thru time) and see if you can improve your own returns.

I love you!

Cam

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Politics & Numbers 2 - Paul Craig Roberts on the loss of jobs in America

Normally I wouldn't post this kind of stuff. I prefer to read it in silence and feign interest in the current political situation in the west. The problem is that when the US falls, it will take us all down with it. And it doesn't look like the economy is heading for an upswing any time soon, either, considering the HUGE trade deficit and the amount of foreign borrowing that is required to keep the economy hobbling along in its current diseased state.

Especially in this case, what you don't know WILL hurt you.

I think I need another triple espresso after reading this one. You may too, but it will be worth it since it provides a better understanding regarding actual situation of the American economy, the GDP, and the loss & creation of jobs.

Enjoy. I did.

Oh, one last thing! I highly recommend following some if not all of these links in the two posts because you will get a MUCH better picture of how thin the ice really is beneath your feet.

Non-politically yours...

Cameron

P.S. You may also want to read Roberts' thoughts on Obama and Global Trade where he explains how "the U.S. government is essentially bankrupt", how official statistics (he doesn't list them, but you can look them up if you wish) show "no growth in median family income in many years", and how Senator Obama's proposed plan for "a lower tax rate for US companies that maintain or increase their US workforce relative to their overseas workforce [Obama seeks Ohio’s blue-collar vote, By Edward Luce, February 19 2008]... shows more serious thought than can be found among Washington policymakers and the economics profession." 

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No Jobs for the New Economy or the Old
By
Paul Craig Roberts
January 07, 2008  

http://www.vdare.com/roberts/080107_jobs.htm

December did not bring Americans any jobs. To the contrary, the private sector lost 13,000 jobs from the previous month.

If December is a harbinger of the New Year, it is going to be a bad one. The past year, hailed by Republican propagandists and "free trade" economists as proof of globalism’s benefit to Americans, was dismal. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ nonfarm payroll data, the US "super economy" created a miserable 1,054,000 net new jobs during 2007. [BLS Job Numbers, January 4, 2008]

This is not enough to keep up with population growth—even at the rate discouraged Americans, unable to find jobs, are dropping out of the work force—thus the rise in the unemployment rate to 5%.

During the past year, US goods producing industries, continuing a long trend, lost 374,000 jobs.

But making things was the "old economy." The "new economy" provides services. Last year 1,428,000 private sector service jobs were created.

Are the "free trade" propagandists correct that these service jobs, which are our future, are high-end jobs in research and development, innovation, venture capitalism, information technology, high finance, and science and engineering where the US allegedly has such a shortage of scientists and engineers that it must import them from abroad on work visas?

Not according to the official job statistics.

What occupations provided the 1.4 million service jobs in 2007?

Waitresses and bartenders accounted for 304,200, or 21% of the new service jobs last year and 29% of the net new jobs.

Health care and social assistance accounted for 478,400, or 33% of the new service jobs and 45% of the net new jobs. Ambulatory health care and hospitals accounted for the lion’s share of these jobs.

Professional and business services accounted for 314,000, or 22% of the new service jobs and 30% of the net new jobs. Are these professional and business service jobs the high-end jobs of which "free traders" speak? Decide for yourself. Services to buildings and dwellings account for 53,600 of the jobs. Accounting and bookkeeping services account for 60,500 of the jobs. Architectural and engineering services account for 54,700 of the jobs. Computer systems design and related services account for 70,400 of the jobs. Management consultants account for 88,400 of the jobs.

There were more jobs for hospital orderlies than for architects and engineers. Waitresses and bartenders accounted for as many of last year’s new jobs as the entirety of professional and business services.

Wholesale and retail trade, transportation, and utilities accounted for 181,000 of 2007’s new jobs.

Where are the rest of the new jobs? There are a few scattered among arts, entertainment, and recreation, repair and maintenance, personal and laundry services, and membership associations and organizations.

That’s it.

Keep in mind that the loss of 374,000 goods producing jobs must be subtracted from the 1,428,000 new service jobs to arrive at the net job gain figure. The new service jobs account for more than 100% of the net new jobs.

Keep in mind, too, that many of the new jobs are not filled by American citizens. Many of the engineering and science jobs were filled by foreigners brought in on work visas. Indians and others from abroad can be hired to work in the US for one-third less. The engineering and science jobs that are offshored are paid as little as one-fifth of the US salary. Even foreign nurses are brought in on work visas. No one knows how many of the hospital orderlies are illegals.

What a super new economy Americans have! US job growth has a distinctly third world flavor. A very small percentage of 2007’s new jobs required a college education. Since there are so few jobs for university graduates, how is "education the answer"?

Where is the benefit to Americans of offshoring? The answer is that the benefit is confined to a few highly paid executives who receive multi-million dollar bonuses for increasing profits by offshoring jobs. The rest of the big money went to Wall Street crooks who sold trusting people subprime derivatives.

"Free traders" will assert that the benefit is in low Wal-Mart prices. But the prices are low only because China keeps its currency pegged to the dollar. Thus, the Chinese currency value falls with the dollar. The peg will not continue forever. The dollar has lost 60% of its value against the Euro during the years of the Bush regime. Already China is having to adjust the peg. When the peg goes, Wal-Mart shoppers will think they are in Neiman Marcus.

Just as Americans have been betrayed by "their" leaders in government at all levels, they have been betrayed by business "leaders" on Wall Street and in the corporations. US government and business elites have proven themselves to be Americans’ worst enemies.

Politics & Numbers 1 - Paul Craig Roberts on the death of the American economy

It is understandable that in debate, people often require "numbers" for proof. "Show me the money" is a common request for proof that an idea is successful, or "right". This is based on "the bootom line is everything" mentality. 

Numbers can be easily manipulated by statisticians to say what they are paid to report. Big business "cooks the books" all the time.

One of the things that has become fairly well known over the past few years is that most economists are pretty much blind to the reality of the situation in the real world as they hang onto their tried and true perceptions of how they think the world should be progressing.

Here is a long, but extremely well-written and informative article by Paul Craig Roberts, one of the better economists living today. He and Paul Krugman are about the only two that you can really trust to bring the "real life situation" to the public.

I highly recommend reading through this to have a better understanding about the REAL situation of the U.S. economy and where it is headed. And when you are done with that, please read the next blog that I post as well. It provides data from 2007. It is a pretty glum situation out there, and not at all like the picture the current Bush Administration seems to be painting.

Always remember this tried and true scientific approach to developing theories: It takes an infinite amount of experiments to prove something is right, but only one to prove it is wrong. We are better off admitting that we were wrong, or didn't understand the greater picture than to stubbornly stick to what we perceive is true, even when the foundations of that perception are crumbling down around us.

- Cameron

Analysis
American economy: R.I.P.
By Paul Craig Roberts
Online Journal Guest Writer
http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/printer_2401.shtml

Sep 11, 2007, 00:36

The US economy continues its slow death before our eyes, but economists, policymakers, and most of the public are blind to the tottering fabled land of opportunity.

In August, jobs in goods-producing industries declined by 64,000. The US economy lost 4,000 jobs overall. The private sector created a mere 24,000 jobs, all of which could be attributed to the 24,100 new jobs for waitresses and bartenders, and the government sector lost 28,000 jobs.

In the 21st century, the US economy has ceased to create jobs in export industries and in industries that compete with imports. US job growth has been confined to domestic services, principally to food services and drinking places (waitresses and bartenders), private education and health services (ambulatory health care and hospital orderlies), and construction (which now has tanked). The lack of job growth in higher-productivity, higher-paid occupations associated with the American middle and upper middle classes will eventually kill the US consumer market.

The unemployment rate held steady, but that is because 340,000 Americans unable to find jobs dropped out of the labor force in August. The US measures unemployment only among the active work force, which includes those seeking jobs. Those who are discouraged and have given up are not counted as unemployed.

With goods producing industries in long-term decline as more and more production of US firms is moved offshore, the engineering professions are in decline. Managerial jobs are primarily confined to retail trade and financial services.

Franchises and chains have curtailed opportunities for independent family businesses, and the US government’s open borders policy denies unskilled jobs to the displaced members of the middle class.

When US companies offshore their production for US markets, the consequences for the US economy are highly detrimental. One consequence is that foreign labor is substituted for US labor, resulting in a shriveling of career opportunities and income growth in the US. Another is that US Gross Domestic Product is turned into imports. By turning US brand names into imports, offshoring has a double whammy on the US trade deficit. Simultaneously, imports rise by the amount of offshored production, and the supply of exportable manufactured goods declines by the same amount.

The US now has a trade deficit with every part of the world. In 2006 (the latest annual data), the US had a trade deficit totaling $838,271,000,000.

The US trade deficit with Europe was $142,538,000,000. With Canada the deficit was $75,085,000,000. With Latin America it was $112,579,000,000 (of which $67,303,000,000 was with Mexico). The deficit with Asia and Pacific was $409,765,000,000 (of which $233,087,000,000 was with China and $90,966,000,000 was with Japan). With the Middle East the deficit was $36,112,000,000, and with Africa the US trade deficit was $62,192,000,000.

Public worry for three decades about the US oil deficit has created a false impression among Americans that a self-sufficient America is impaired only by dependence on Middle East oil. The fact of the matter is that the total US deficit with OPEC, an organization that includes as many countries outside the Middle East as within it, is $106,260,000,000, or about one-eighth of the annual US trade deficit.

Moreover, the US gets most of its oil from outside the Middle East, and the US trade deficit reflects this fact. The US deficit with Nigeria, Mexico, and Venezuela is 3.3 times larger than the US trade deficit with the Middle East despite the fact that the US sells more to Venezuela and 18 times more to Mexico than it does to Saudi Arabia.

What is striking about US dependency on imports is that it is practically across the board. Americans are dependent on imports of foreign foods, feeds, and beverages in the amount of $8,975,000,000.

Americans are dependent on imports of foreign Industrial supplies and materials in the amount of $326,459,000,000 -- more than three times US dependency on OPEC.

Americans can no longer provide their own transportation. They are dependent on imports of automotive vehicles, parts, and engines in the amount of $149,499,000,000, or 1.5 times greater than the US dependency on OPEC.

In addition to the automobile dependency, Americans are 3.4 times more dependent on imports of manufactured consumer durable and nondurable goods than they are on OPEC. Americans no longer can produce their own clothes, shoes, or household appliances and have a trade deficit in consumer manufactured goods in the amount of $336,118,000,000.

The US “superpower” even has a deficit in capital goods, including machinery, electric generating machinery, machine tools, computers, and telecommunications equipment.

What does it mean that the US has a $800 billion trade deficit?

It means that Americans are consuming $800 billion more than they are producing.

How do Americans pay for it?

They pay for it by giving up ownership of existing assets -- stocks, bonds, companies, real estate, commodities. America used to be a creditor nation. Now America is a debtor nation. Foreigners own $2.5 trillion more of American assets than Americans own of foreign assets. When foreigners acquire ownership of US assets, they also acquire ownership of the future income streams that the assets produce. More income shifts away from Americans.

How long can Americans consume more than they can produce?

American over-consumption can continue for as long as Americans can find ways to go deeper in personal debt in order to finance their consumption and for as long as the US dollar can remain the world reserve currency.

The 21st century has brought Americans (with the exception of CEOs, hedge fund managers and investment bankers) no growth in real median household income. Americans have increased their consumption by dropping their saving rate to the depression level of 1933 when there was massive unemployment and by spending their home equity and running up credit card bills. The ability of a population, severely impacted by the loss of good jobs to foreigners as a result of offshoring and H-1B work visas and by the bursting of the housing bubble, to continue to accumulate more personal debt is limited to say the least.

Foreigners accept US dollars in exchange for their real goods and services, because dollars can be used to settle every country’s international accounts. By running a trade deficit, the US insures the financing of its government budget deficit as the surplus dollars in foreign hands are invested in US Treasuries and other dollar-denominated assets.

The ability of the US dollar to retain its reserve currency status is eroding due to the continuous increases in US budget and trade deficits. Today the world is literally flooded with dollars. In attempts to reduce the rate at which they are accumulating dollars, foreign governments and investors are diversifying into other traded currencies. As a result, the dollar prices of the Euro, UK pound, Canadian dollar, Thai baht, and other currencies have been bid up. In the 21st century, the US dollar has declined about 33 percent against other currencies. The US dollar remains the reserve currency primarily due to habit and the lack of a clear alternative.

The data used in this article is freely available. It can be found at two official US government sites: Bureau of Economic Analysis: U.S. International Transactions Accounts Data and Bureau of Labor Statistics. Employees on nonfarm payrolls by industry sector and selected industry detail.

The jobs data and the absence of growth in real income for most of the population are inconsistent with reports of US GDP and productivity growth. Economists take for granted that the work force is paid in keeping with its productivity. A rise in productivity thus translates into a rise in real incomes of workers. Yet, we have had years of reported strong productivity growth but stagnant or declining household incomes. And somehow the GDP is rising, but not the incomes of the work force.

Something is wrong here. Either the data indicating productivity and GDP growth are wrong or Karl Marx was right that capitalism works to concentrate income in the hands of the few capitalists. A case can be made for both explanations.

Recently an economist, Susan Houseman, discovered that the reliability of some US economics statistics has been impaired by offshoring. Houseman found that cost reductions achieved by US firms shifting production offshore are being miscounted as GDP growth in the US and that productivity gains achieved by US firms when they move design, research, and development offshore are showing up as increases in US productivity. Obviously, production and productivity that occur abroad are not part of the US domestic economy.

Houseman’s discovery rated a Business Week cover story last June 18, [The Real Cost Of Offshoring, by Michael Mandel] but her important discovery seems already to have gone down the memory hole. The economics profession has over-committed itself to the “benefits” of offshoring, globalism, and the non-existentNew Economy.” Houseman’s discovery is too much of a threat to economists’ human capital, corporate research grants, and free market ideology.

The media has likewise let the story go, because in the 1990s the Clinton administration and Congress overturned US policy in favor of a diverse and independent media and permitted a few mega-corporations to concentrate in their hands the ownership of the US media, which reports in keeping with corporate and government interests.

The case for Marx is that offshoring has boosted corporate earnings by lowering labor costs, thereby concentrating income growth in the hands of the owners and managers of capital.

According to Forbes magazine, the top 20 earners among private equity and hedge fund managers are earning average yearly compensation of $657,500,000, with four actually earning more than $1 billion annually. The otherwise excessive $36,400,000 average annual pay of the 20 top earners among CEOs of publicly-held companies looks paltry by comparison.

The careers and financial prospects of many Americans were destroyed to achieve these lofty earnings for the few.

Hubris prevents realization that Americans are losing their economic future along with their civil liberties and are on the verge of enserfment.

[See also: National Data, Immigrant Displacement Of American Workers Booms Amid The Job Bust, By Edwin S. Rubenstein]

Paul Craig Roberts [email him] was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration. He is the author of Supply-Side Revolution : An Insider's Account of Policymaking in Washington; Alienation and the Soviet Economy and Meltdown: Inside the Soviet Economy, and is the co-author with Lawrence M. Stratton of The Tyranny of Good Intentions : How Prosecutors and Bureaucrats Are Trampling the Constitution in the Name of Justice. Click  here for Peter Brimelow’s Forbes Magazine interview with Roberts about the recent epidemic of prosecutorial misconduct.

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Up To Speed, Part Lucky 13: Globalized Love is Born at Last

Through 2007 everyone in the 360 Globalized Love Community got together and we collected enough money to get me a ticket to Kayak's wedding in PR. That was when I met Jenny, Jose, Inesta, Kayak, Cynthia and more wonderful people for the first time. It was an awesome memory! I love these people because they are sosososooso real and genuine.
 
Any other details of my life between the beginning of my blog life (September 2005) and now, can most likely be found on either my 360 page, or on my Multiply page). Googling my name and some keyword in Google, Yahoo, or my favourite www.ask.com brings up a lot of surprising things. My flickr page has a few thousand photos of life as I see it, and I now have at the time of writing (2008/02/09), 270 videos on YouTube! And the list goes on!
 
On February 24th, I met Shivdeep from India, when he came to Tokyo to visit his friend. I'm looking forward to this as Shiv will be the 19th Internet Axe Murderer that I have met since I started blogging. Here are the names of those I have met to date:
 
Steve, Chaos, Allison, Dunnster, Robin, Adrian, Steph, Matt, Paula, Jose, Jenny, Inesta, Carrie, Cynthia, Jaime, Mavis, Rebecca, Linda, Shivdeep.
 
That's not too shabby, if I do say so myself! I intend to make that list go higher as I spread my Globalized Love to anyone who is willing to meet me.
 
I'm sure that if I never get found by some talent agency, should I ever decide to try my life in the corporate rat race, whenever the Human Resource does a background check on me they will pull up a huge amount of damning (but extremely interesting) video, blogs, and writings with my name on them! But am I worried? Heck no! If they can't take my creativity, then they aren't good enough for me and I would never be able to utilize my potential with them anyway! (The same goes for my hair length).
 
This is life in Japan, and I hope that it brings you "up to speed" on me.
 
I love you!
 
Cam
 
Up To Speed Links:
 

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Camosophy: SHIFT - the paradigm

Miniature replica  Naga Spears

The Naga from Nagaland in North-East India used these spears for headhunting.
Although banned since 1991, the practice continues in the bordering forests of Burma.
The Naga believe that in order to attain manhood, heads must be hunted.
The invading Japanese lost many heads, as well as the British who went in to repel the Japanese.

Learn more about the Naga tribes here.

There is a superb discussion going on over at Jen's blog on the recent mudslinging over Sen. Barack Obama's wearing of traditional Kenyan garb by his "worthy opponent". You can see it here, @ www dot Obama under attack by the idiot brigade.

I started writing a brief reply, and well... I had an attack of the "three brain verbal diarrhea" which splashed all over her page and turned into this...

Let me add this brief thought if I may...

I agree with David that Sen. Obama will not likely be able to straighten everything out. More often than not, and I know that people don't like to look at this, but history has shown politicians to get into power based on their reform platforms, only to have to do serious modification of them once they "get to see ALL of the books". There are many things that these candidates will never know until they sit in the seat of Commander & Chief. That's just the way it is.

BUT...

The important thing to remember is this:

A truly enlightened LEADER, with excellent leadership qualities and the desire to correct the "wrongs" in society and policy has a far better chance of employing, and putting into power all of the managers with similar goals who can then go out into the wilds and do their best to strive to REACH those goals. These people will be united to DO THEIR VERY BEST when they are looking for SOLUTIONS to the problems at hand. This means that many more of their goals will be reached, or nearly reached than if they are not united.

An excellent leader draws excellent managers, and this makes all the difference in the world. Be it in business, or in government, having the right leader will make, or break what happens next.

Although I am absolutely non-political, what I see with these elections and the electorates is that most of the people on both democrat and republican sides are thinking with the same mindset as the people had when the problems were created.

And as Einstein said (yes, Robin, your hero! - [paraphrased]) you cannot solve a problem with the same kind of thinking that was in place when the problem arose. You MUST have NEW THINKING, and often it must be radically DIFFERENT from the "old school" way that created the problem.

It seems that Sen. Obama is the only candidate who is willing (able?) to look at these age-old problems from a new perspective, one that is different and with a different paradigm. With this new paradigm, it is most likely that he, above all the other candidates may just have a greater chance of successfully improving the terrible events and conditions that have been very rapidly eating away the foundations of the World's Greatest Superpower, the World's Greatest Consumer, and the place where the desire for the freedom to succeed or fail at at one's own hand is held in the mind and heart of each and every American on or off American soil.

I love what is going on in Jen's discussion, and it is a very healthy discussion. I hope that she (and others) keep it up. Everyone is learning, everyone is sharing. This means that everyone who is willing to keep an open mind has the chance to expand their understanding, and thus improve their own personal competitive advantage in life. It is education or the lack thereof that raises the public to a higher level, or keeps them ignorant, and "opressable" by the ruling powers.

Don't lose your head to the "naga spears". Learn about the current American political waves that are rocking the nation, like a tsunami.

Get Eddicated!

I would just like to end my little soapbox tirade by sharing with you the current advertising / marketing philosophy of Nissan in their TV commercials.

Every commercial ends with a black screen and the Nissan logo. Underneath that logo is the word 'SHIFT' followed by a phrase that relates the consumers they are targeting with their product.

OBAMA

SHIFT - the paradigm

Up To Speed, Part 12: Gaining & Losing Ground

From January 2006 to April 2007 I studied online at Anaheim University and got my MBA. It was a lot of work, and kind of burned me out on reading however I'm trying to start again and work through the pile of books I have that are calling my name.
 
Tug passed away on July 29th, 2006. It was a tough time for us as many of you were with me as I wrote his story, and his decline in health through late 2005 to 2006. I stopped blogging about it because a few people wrote and asked me not to write anymore as it affected them so profoundly, that they felt were I to continue, the stories were so compelling, and yet so painful, that they would have to leave simply because it hurt so much. It was a very difficult time.
 
I still miss you, Tug. A LOT! I love you!
 
 

Monday, February 25, 2008

Another Stormy & Successful Internet Axe-Murderer's Convention

 
Shiv & Cam with Tokyu Hands all over each other!
 
This past weekend I headed out to Tokyo to attend two events, both of which I was looking forward to. The first was the second gathering of the Canadian Wardens, a group of emergency-time Canadian volunteers who were officially put in place to act in case of emergency or disaster around the country, and respond to finding the health and safety of Canadians living in the district.
 
This is important for a few reasons. The first and foremost is that all governments, under the Geneva Conventions have the responsibility of looking out for the wellbeing of their overseas citizens. This means it is the government's responsibility to do all it can here, and in other countries, to help Canadians abroad if emergency assistance is required.
 
Secondly, whenever something occurs over here (earthquakes, floods, typhoons, etc.) the parents and family members of people living here (short or long term), living back in Canada worry about us! In many cases they do not know exactly where we live in relation to where an event occurs. It is common for these members to try to get hold of us through either direct contact, or if that is not possible, through the Canadian Government. When this happens, the embassies and consulates around the world (like during the tsunami in Indonesia just recently) are requested to determine the health of those citizens.
 
If they can find them by themselves, they do so, but if they cannot, they will ask the Wardens to do a search in the area via phone, email, checking local emergency gathering points, etc. to see if any information can be gained. This is what we do IF we are called to act.
 
The meeting of the wardens on Saturday was excellent. We had much discussion, interaction, role-played emergency scenarios, and networked. It was a full day event, which began by a "meet and greet" dinner the previous Friday night, and concluded with a dinner on the Saturday evening (and drinking after). Some of us met again during breakfast at the hotel on Sunday, exchanged emails, cordial handshakes, and parted ways.
 
The Saturday late evening all through Sunday was a very windy and bitter day with my eyeballs being sandblasted down from the dust and grit that flew through the air! In fact, the wind was so strong that the Shinkansen (bullet train) was stopped for many hours. On top of that, at various parts around the country, people were killed by high waves due to the winds, houses collapsed, others were injured. It was a very VERY windy day. You can read an entire article on the wind here: "Stormy weather leaves at least three dead."
 
At that point, my second adventure began.
 
I left my hotel at 10.30am (in the cold wind) and headed through the stellar Japanese train system down to the Southern Terrace Starbucks in Shinjuku where I enjoyed a tall cappuccino with an extra shot and whip cream and waited to meet another Internet Axe Murderer! In spite of the cold ferocious winds there were many shoppers ootnaboot, enjoying the day, enjoying the sun, enjoying life in this megalopolis. I enjoyed watching the throngs, being pushed back and forth in the trains, and in the crowds amassing through the various tunnels and hallway labyrinth in the stations through which I traversed.
 
Cute ad.... interesting bandaid on nose...
 
The Internet Axe Murderer I was waiting for this time had come several days earlier all the way from India for his very first visit to Japan!
 
At 11.30, Shivdeep (known as Odzer to the 360 crowd) and his friend Takaaki showed up, right on time. We exchanged hugs, greetings, and a LOT of conversation. We spent a good hour hogging the SBX chairs, sipping coffee, receiving gifts, and getting to physically know one another. Shiv presented me with deliciously spiced cashews nuts, and a bag of almonds. He also gave me a wonderful scarf, and replica (miniature) crossed spears that are adorned in the shape and feathering of the spears used by tribes in Northern India who (to this day) are not considered to enter manhood until they behead some enemies (this still goes on apparently!)
 
After running out of coffee, we walked a short distance to an American Grill restaurant, and enjoyed lunch together. When that was done an hour later (good conversation was had by all), we walked through the crowds to the luxury department store Takashimaya and the interconnected Tokyu Hands where Shiv bought a cooking scale, and some other kitchen goods that he was excited to find.
 
We walked all the floors, looking at the variety of goods and services for sale. I enjoyed listening to Shivdeep compare Tokyo to India with the differences and the similarities. It was one of the highlights of my time with him and his friend.
 
This proves that you really CAN find all kinds of weirdness in Tokyo...
 
After finishing with the basement luxury supermarket and confectionary section (which, if you ever come, I will take you there just to blow your mind at the amazing confectionaries the Japanese really do create) we hopped on the train again and headed down to Harajuku with the intention of visiting the Meiji Shrine where Matt, Mayu and I took Jaime, Jason, and Small Thing on their Axe Murderer Convention visit to the area late last year.
 
The Shrine had closed the gates 10 minutes before we arrived (16.50) so we could not enter. Not to be dismayed, I took Shiv and his friend down Takeshita Doori where the throngs of Cosplay kids, and just about everyone else you could imagine (young) visits, hangs out and shops. They really enjoyed the time walking down the street.
 
We headed to our 360 Wired Cafe Internet Axe Murderer Official Coffee Break Hack Shop, but alas, there were too many people lined up to enter so we had to pass it by and instead, spend an hour in the Lavazza instead, chatting, and sipping and enjoying warming up our digits.
 
When we had tired of Lavazza, we went across the street and into the Condommania store, to show them all of the exciting condom paraphernalia and novelty goods that really do exist in this corner store! (Paula, do you recall our visit there? Jaime? It was a very interesting place, don't you think?).
 
The hungriest hit me (not because of the shop, of course - whew! - what a great save!!) and we walked back to Harajuku Station, hopped the train to Shinjuku, and walked through the night throngs to a delicious tonkatsu restaurant (pork cutlets that I always take everyone to and they always enjoy it immensely).
 
Several interesting incidents happened during our delicious dinner: Shiv commented that he had never eaten so much cabbage in his entire life, and that in India cabbage is thought of as a vegetable that can give you worms, just like pork. So he had eaten two foods that "give you worms".
 
The other interesting event (aside from learning how to pour beer properly, hold the bowls properly and bring the bowls up to the mouth correctly) was that his brain was going into sensory overload because...
 
He had to use his LEFT HAND to serve the beer and in India that is one of the biggest insults you can do! Everyone in India (as we all know) NEVER use their left hand for eating! Well, in this case, he was kind of forced to do so (hold bowl in left hand, hold beer with both hands, etc.) and he was finding it extremely challenging to overcome that cultural taboo that his country had ingrained into his DNA. It was very interesting to watch the inner struggle and see him overcome his desire to go running from the establishment screaming like a crazy man!
 
I loved it!
 
We had a great dinner together, and then headed back to Shinjuku station. Before I climbed the stairs to platform 14 and they climbed different stairs to platform 15, we hugged each other, and headed home. I got back to my room at 11.30, had a shower, and headed to bed. The next morning I had an early breakfast, and caught the trains to the airport. My 10.40am flight was right on time, and I returned to my home to do the unpacking, laundry, food, some shoveling, work, and basic catch-up, as usual!
 
And now that my fingers are numb, Mayu should be home very soon and we will likely head out to the sento before coming back to cook dinner, have another coffee in the evening and maybe settle in to reading my National Geographic, or this wonderful book that Sheila sent me, "Anger and the Indigo Child".
 
I hope you have an absolutely wonderful week full of love, gratitude, appreciation for all things good (and maybe not so good - look for the bright side) and just ... a really strong desire to live a healthy, and happy life! Tell somebody how loving you feel inside when you think of them, or see them today! I bet you'll make them smile. Which, in turn will make YOU smile!
 
I love you!
 
Cam

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Up To Speed, Part 11: A Virtual Shangri-la

Can you imagine being surrounded by rice paddies, 1,000m (3,000ft) mountains and in a valley with a beautiful river that is deep, fast and you can fish in or (if you are crazy like me) swim in the heat of summer? It is fantastic! Bears come down into the towns here (and get stuck in the bank), we see eagles (getting chased by annoying crows), hawks (looking for mice-meals), Japanese serow (that resemble a cross between deer, mountain goats, cows and ... something weird), wild boars (and their little babies that looked like fat, striped watermelons on four legs), foxes (hiphopping through the rice paddies at night, swishing their glorious tails) and more (like wild monkeys, mice, slugs, salamanders, giant wasps, no-seeums, etc.) when we go cycling in the mountains, or sometimes when just lazing about in the yard. It is unbelievable.
 
And the green! More green than I ever could have imagined! In spring it is a glorious neo-neon lime-ish bright green that rivals the brilliance of the sun, turning to a deep forest green in summer when the new leaves have gained experience and have tales to tell.
 
Just about 1 hour away is the Japan seaside with the very rugged terrain that is also so gorgeous. We can swim in the sea, bask by the rivers, or hike in the mountains without much effort at all.
 
I am a mountain person. Having grown up in the prairies, these mountains do something to my soul. If I am away from them for any length of time, I really pine for them (well, I could say "I cedar for them" since most of the forests are man-planted cedar forests, but that might not go over so well). The mountains are so close we could touch them every morning when we walked the dog.
 
Yes. That is right.
 
"Touch the mountain".
 
Japanese mountains are steep; very steep. You can actually touch their sides as you walk along them. It is really an amazing sight to witness, compared to the spectacular Rockies, or Euromountains or other giant ranges that begin with hills, then foothills, etc. Just ask Paula for confirmation about the "touching the mountain". I kid you not.
 
In the summer time it really is extremely hot here. And with the humidity up so high near 100% all the time, it feels hotter than a 45C dry day ever would. And the winters are as bitter, but in a cold way. Even Winnipeg winter averages (-25C) do not feel as cold as here when it is -5C and 80% humidity. With the non-insulated homes (or poorly insulated) you wake up and the inside of your house is near zero degrees Celsius (32F)! This new house has "insulation" so we looked forward for the first time since living together here in Japan to a house that is warmer in the winter but it really isn't that much warmer at all (morning temps are about 3C or 38F). When we lived in Ono it was often -8C in the house in the mornings. We had to keep the water running all night to avoid the pipes from freezing.
 
Winter of 2005/6 saw the most snow I have ever seen in my entire adult life! In three or four days we had 10ft of snow (3m). I was shoveling for about 5hrs a day every day from the beginning of the snow on Dec 12th, to the final day when the snow stopped on March 12th. We are the only people around here that don't have a carport so we had to shovel to get the cars in and out. I would even get up at 3am to take the dog out (he was sick then and incontinent), and then shovel for 30 minutes before going back to bed, and repeating it again two hours later.
 
In spite of the extreme-weather that I left you with in explanation, it makes for beautiful scenery and a lovely four seasons that you can enjoy every year, all year round! When Autumn comes, everything turns to brilliant mountain colours and I often feel I am living in a giant bowl of Cap'n Crunchberry breakfast cereal!
 
If you ever want to experience the beauty of my Shangri-la, (or anywhere in Japan for that matter), please consider making your trip in May or October as those two months have the driest, most pleasant sun-filled days of all with very nice temperatures indeed!
 

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Up To Speed, Part 10: Moving on Up

We moved May 1st, 2005 from our 50 year old big house in Sanno, about 1km away to a 4 room two bathroom living-dining kitchen house that was only 12 years old at the time. It is in a newer area that is much quieter, and has even a better view than before. We are a little bit closer to the mountains and it is glorious. It sits on a hill, a little bit above the village, right under the nose of the mountains.
 
The only problem is that everyone here uses this as a bedroom community and commutes to work so it is extremely quiet. There used to be a lot of older retired people in the neighborhood we lived in for 12 years, but now, nobody during regular hours. And in Japan, at night, nobody uses the outside. They all stay in. I still find that very strange. Mayu and I go out at night on the 3m x 3m deck we built and enjoy the stars.  
 
I am a mountain biker. I own 3 mountain bikes (for different purposes) and recently bought a folding bike to leave in my minivan which I used to transport myself around. I like big vehicles because I grew up riding in full size trucks that my dad always drove. I like that kind of space. Recently I sold it because Tug passed away and I no longer need the space. I traded it in and got a used Suzuki Vitara which suits my needs at this point in my life.
 
I also enjoy the space of the country. I realize I could get more business if we lived in Tokyo, but we simply cannot. Even though Mayu is from Tokyo we have found that it drives us nuts with the traffic, the noise, the pollution, the lack of greenery, the food and water that is not as fresh as here and more. She likes it; me, I can take about a weekend and then I start to get antsy. I decided that the cost of business trips to Tokyo will be an expense that is in exchange for the beautiful Shangri-La in which we live. For now. Things can always change, and I am never against change; in fact I embrace it.
 
I'm off to Tokyo until Monday. Enjoy the last day of the week, then the weekend, and see how many people you can tell in the next four days that you love them, appreciate them, and are grateful they are in your lives.
 

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

202: The Prequel to "To Die For".

Transfer No. 718
Date: August 1st, 2107

Come stai la mia amica? Come stai?

This will likely come as a surprise to you, I'll bet. It has been a long time. Well, it will be a long time. Or is it a long time? Look at the date. Yes, it is actually 2107. One hundred and seven years into your future. No, it isn't a joke.

We have finally developed a means of communicating through thought. It is called "transferring". There is no longer any need for paper. There IS no more paper. keyboards and big, fat monitors are a thing of the past. Well, my past. Your present. I shouldn't tell you too much as it can get kind of confusing. The internet evolved into a completely different entity than anyone could have imagined. Utterly and completely. It took on a whole new dimension. If you ------------------- finally say "yes".

Actually, the transferring is not yet perfect. There are still lost portions of data that go missing (like the socks in the dryer used to disappear - something we always said as kids back in the 20th century.) But not much can be done about it. We learn to live with it because it is still an amazing process.

Transferring from person to person in the present, my present (your future) is pretty easy to do. The scientists are working on some algorithms to test the probability of transferring to the past. This is one of the tests. I am actually involved in this experiment. As a researcher, and as a subject.

At the present we are unable to transfer directly. So what we have done is find a loophole in the time-space continuum where we are able to actually transfer our thoughts into a medium that you in the past can passively access. Since you don't have the technology yet, there is not much else you are able to do with this data. But it ------------- to be pretty ---------------- for now.

It is actually kind of funny. Even after 107 years, my old website is still here. It is still getting lots of visits as a relic of the past and has been placed in the solar archive museum on Vega 465B. This is how I am getting to you. Through that old friend of mine from when I was just a child. Funny how things like that happen.

And what you have in front of you is the fruits of our labors. As I first mentioned the internet evolved. But it evolved from an original concept. We are able to access the roots of that concept and use it as a conduit to the past. Not to the future yet. At least not from this date. And besides, even if we did have that ability it is classified information and cannot be divulged to any source whatsoever lest it cause a rip in time and a complete destruction of the continuum.

It is a little complicated because the science of your time is not developed enough to explain it. So I won't go any further. Just suffice it to say this is my first communication to you from your future. I hope it comes as a surprise.

There is one point that I want to explain to you. It has been semi-declassified so I can discuss it somewhat, but not in any details. I have been waiting for this to occur so I could explain to you the paradox.

You told me back in 2000 after accessing a future transfer from me to my kids that somehow got transferred to the past by error (it wasn't supposed to be there - but glitches happen) that there was something wrong with the "math" of the story. If I was born in 1965, how could I possibly be 200 years old in 2167, on the day of my death? That seems perfectly logical. And we could maybe explain it away to old age and disease. Which was how I --------------------- r many years.

But I thought you ought to know the truth. Again, thanks to advances in science I am able to explain this paradox to you. It may be impossible to actually understand fully because in your current time, such an event cannot possibly happen. Well, let me try.

In 2076 I was commanding an intergalactic patrol unit out in space. Yes, space. The advances from the year 2000 were phenomenal. Before you know it, space travel and even colonization will become a reality. Faster than anyone could ever imagine. Especially pushed on by the fire ---------------- which occurred due to ----------------- cardinal. It was a nightmare. But I cannot go on about that. We were out in deep space, a new quadrant that needed to be mapped and researched. There was a worm hole that seemed to be acting non-mathematically so we had to investigate. As we drew near, strange things began to occur. I can only say that there was a very bizarre warp. Something neither I nor any of my veteran crew members have ever experienced. The details of this are highly classified and I am not at liberty do discuss it or where it actually occurred.

Upon returning to our station, everyone was absolutely astonished to see us. We couldn't understand because we had only been away for little over three years. A very short trip. But according to the records, actually we disappeared from the tracking records and the computers lost us. Completely. We were officially dead. Dead dead. If you understand. This happens quite a lot in space as it is so vast. Get on the wrong orbit and spin off to another galaxy, hit an asteroid belt, get sucked into black holes and dematterized. All hazards of the job. So my crew and I were just another statistic.

But we didn't understand what anyone was talking about. Until we put the data back together. We returned exactly 1182 days, according to our calendar. But instead of the three years, we had returned FIVE YEARS LATER!

This, needless to say caused great concern and worry among all the scientists. We had done something that was not possible. Thrown into the future. All scientific experimentation and testing on us proved that we were only 1182 days older than when we had left. But somehow, an additional 730 days had occurred.

So in 2080, when we returned, we were all at the age of 2078. This meant that although I should have been 113, I was actually 111 years old. Two years had disappeared.

Do you understand? Does it make sense? Probably not. I don't blame you. Don't worry, you will eventually understand. In fact, it will be YOU that goes on to explain this paradox to the rest of the galactic federation. Yes, you. Former optical manufacturer turned astrophysicologist. And a "galactic-famous" one at that. Well, no more details about that. Just something to whet your appetite for the future.

And to help you ease into the future, because there will be MANY ups and downs, as you will find out, your kids are all doing fine. All seventeen of them. Not a single one has encountered a mishap. I can promise you that at this current time, there is nothing to worry about. Except maybe my health. It is tough being godfather to 17 kids of your best friend. A full-time job as it is! But I managed. And they are all doing great. (keep this in mind for future events).

Especially your first two. One went on to a brilliant career in the military. She became a decorated hero in the Man-Kzin wars. The other is currently a governor of a small explorosearch colony out in a frontier quadrant. Transfers come semi-regularly from her but she and her partner seem to be having an amazingly successful future.

As for you and I, well we made it past 100years, but not for 100. Your research took you out to the far far ends of the galaxy while I was developing a colony in the other end. We lost track of each other for 50 or so years. Only recently were we able to find each other when I happened to chance upon your legendary explanation of my event. I could see that your thoughts and descriptions, though scientific in nature still held the same old feelings that they did back when we first met. Full of wonder, full of strength, power and wisdom. Beings from all walks of life respect you now. You are like a "goddess" to some. But you are still la mia piccola ragazza. Always have been and always will be. You went on to much greater things than I. But it was in your stars. I could see it back then, however was never able to make you believe me. Well, we all had to live by our own trials and errors. It just so happened that your life was pretty blessed and you had more successes than failures. Which is what took you to where you are now (my time).

I don't want to give away too much of your future. It would ruin everything. Heck, I happen to know exactly when and how I am going to die. Is that wonderful? Well, nice to know that I get to live for another 170 years. But not so nice knowing how I go.

One last thing to leave you hanging on the edge of your seat for the future. For some strange reason, even YOU cannot yet explain it at this current time, you stopped aging at 40 years of age. Do you know what that means? We, of course have extended our health amazingly over the past decades. Mainly due to scientific breakthroughs (and drugs). But your case is different. Without any life-enhancing drugs your body just naturally stopped aging. At forty years of age. So without the drugs, you have none of the side-effects. If it --------------- then I ------------------ for about that long. Funny, don't you think? So that means that while right now I am 140 years old with the body of a 55 year old (when my birthday comes around in about a month and a half), you are 140 years old with the body and health of a natural 40 year old! And you have been that way for many years. Actually you should be 139 because your birthday hasn't arrived yet. Speaking of that, I wonder what I am going to do for you this year?

So we found each other again and picked right up where we left off. You and I were able to be one of the first to transfer directly to each other. With that bond we forged over a hundred years ago, it was definitely something more than just a "feeling". There was truly a chemical event which happened. That is too complicated to even begin to explain so I will leave it at that. We were able to transfer feelings, emotions, then finally thoughts and words, then pictures and images. It was amazing to actually feel you inside me like that. It reminds me of the day you "were inside me all day" and I was seeing everything from my perspective, through your eyes. On my eyes. And the shape of a feline. That was the first of many to come. I got used to it after a while and eventually was able to shape it more directly for you so that you didn't have just vague impressions. You could gather the image and turn them into --------------------

The one drawback of transferring is it used a tremendous amount of energy. That we haven't been able to reduce yet. This was a particularly long transfer so I am nearly at my end. Quite tired. A cup of Starbucks coffee (my favorite Venti Latte with extra foam) is keeping me going right now. Yes, Starbucks is still going strong. Their business expanded beyond anyone's wildest dreams. Everyone in the universe knows about Starbucks. No matter which colony you visit, there is always a Starbucks in the space port. One of the comforts of us earthlings so far away from our homes. Ask me about it when we next meet. I will tell you all about the story of Starbucks. Then you will truly understand the meaning of that movie called "You've Got Mail".

So I know you cannot respond to this. Hmmmmm I wonder what you will think? I just want you to know that you and your kids have an excellent future ahead of you (as long as you don't do anything stupid before that) and no matter where you go, I will always be available for communication with you.

I wish you luck and this will likely be the last time that I can contact you from the future.

One last very very very important word of advice: When you come to the fork in the path that leads you to Boronax26, be absolutely certain you take ----------------------

Got it? Good.

Love always your friend,

Commander Cambino

End Transfer No. 718
Date: August 1st, 2107